allsnakesallthetime:

Tongue Flick!
(Coastal Garter Snake)

allsnakesallthetime:

Tongue Flick!

(Coastal Garter Snake)

(via adorablesnakes)

meeshay:

calonarang:

Finished her!  An orc princess ~

oh wow. *-*

meeshay:

calonarang:

Finished her!  An orc princess ~

oh wow. *-*

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If I could do anything to help start hearing Pedro other than “vote for Pedro,” I’m glad to do it. The curse of Napoleon Dynamite on the name Pedro was pretty tough. (x)

If I could do anything to help start hearing Pedro other than “vote for Pedro,” I’m glad to do it. The curse of Napoleon Dynamite on the name Pedro was pretty tough. (x)

(Source: ventai, via dailymartells)

bigleosis:

bernstelled:

"I once performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn— OCTUPLETS— and let me tell you, those little bastards bite ."
Re-watching Star Trek Into Darkness and realized that if McCoy plus 8 baby Gorns isn’t an accident waiting to happen, I don’t know what is. 

atoricrash xDD I’m laughing so hard *lol*

bigleosis:

bernstelled:

"I once performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn— OCTUPLETS— and let me tell you, those little bastards bite ."

Re-watching Star Trek Into Darkness and realized that if McCoy plus 8 baby Gorns isn’t an accident waiting to happen, I don’t know what is. 

atoricrash xDD I’m laughing so hard *lol*

(via teroknortailor)

queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

(via girlwholovesherwords)

jennytrout:

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

He’s probably thinking he’s a supermodel now, and those other lions are his assistants.

jennytrout:

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

He’s probably thinking he’s a supermodel now, and those other lions are his assistants.

dlubes:

megablaziken:

love this outfit

who is she

dlubes:

megablaziken:

love this outfit

who is she

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Oberyn/Ellaria + Hands part 2 (requested by anonymous) // part 1

(via dailymartells)

libutron:

Psychedelic Frogfish - Histiophryne psychedelica
When Histiophryne psychedelica (Lophiiformes - Antennariidae) was discovered in 2008, the University of Washington press officers were so smitten that they described this new frogfish as having "a face even Dale Chihuly could love" (Chihuly is an extraordinary artist renowned for creating magnificent glassworks).
With its amazing coloration of radiating, swirling stripes and a wide, flat face that emphasizes its turquoise eye shadow, this is definitely one of the most striking species. Its unique pattern of pigmentation is believed to provide camouflage protection in the coral reefs of Ambon and Bali, Indonesia, where it lives.
References: [1] - [2]
Photo credit: ©Erwin Poliakoff | Locality: Ambon, Maluku, Indonesia (2010)

libutron:

Psychedelic Frogfish - Histiophryne psychedelica

When Histiophryne psychedelica (Lophiiformes - Antennariidae) was discovered in 2008, the University of Washington press officers were so smitten that they described this new frogfish as having "a face even Dale Chihuly could love" (Chihuly is an extraordinary artist renowned for creating magnificent glassworks).

With its amazing coloration of radiating, swirling stripes and a wide, flat face that emphasizes its turquoise eye shadow, this is definitely one of the most striking species. Its unique pattern of pigmentation is believed to provide camouflage protection in the coral reefs of Ambon and Bali, Indonesia, where it lives.

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Erwin Poliakoff | Locality: Ambon, Maluku, Indonesia (2010)